September 9th Film Releases

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Summer is over and the dry spell has hit. You may as well just keep those NetFlix DVDs coming until next week, when we have some real options.

1) Green Street Hooligans
2) The Exorcism of Emily Rose

I want to give you a third pick, but I've got nothing.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose
A legal drama pitting a Catholic priest accused of negligent homicide, when all he really wanted was to get that poor girl's head to stop spinning, against the LAW. I don't know about you, but I would much rather see Trent cast the green goblin out of that beautiful baby. Now that's a concept I can get behind and I don't care if it was based on real events or not.

The Man
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Eugene Levy is way too annoying to carry a lead role in any film. I don't care if Mace Windu is in it, he's makes enough money that he can afford to be more selective about his roles.
Fine. Go. Listen to that nasal voice until your ears bleed for all I care.

Green Street Hooligans
Poor little Frodo gets kicked out of Harvard, takes an extended vacation to London, and falls in with a gang of soccer hooligans. I don't know about you, but I'm having a hard time picturing Frodo in a gang fight. Then again, maybe that's the point.
Anyways, this is the most promising film coming out this week. Too bad it will never make number one at the box office.

An Unfinished Life
Um. On one hand, we have two of the finest actors of our time. On the other hand, we have JLo. It may be excellent, but I just can't get past the JLo.

Crustaces et Coquillages
Well, it's French. We like French. French is good. A French sex comedy about an entire family having a sexual awakening while vacationing in the Mediterranean may just be a little too creepy for me.

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