Justin Daly:

Happy Memorial Day?

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Happy Memorial Day, Comrades!

Here I sit at work, chained to my cubicle, on yet another national holiday. But I must, for it is the way of retail supply chain logistics.

Just please go out and buy some cheap plastic shit from China*, so that my work here is not in vain...

*including, but not limited to, toxic food, clothing, or over the counter medicines originating from our friends in the far east.

Cake or Death?

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Cake or Death? Oh. I'm sorry we're all out of cake... I meant Death or Death.

A pal at work has been mind-raping me for the better part of the week with this little gem via inter-office IM:

btw, you've been RickRoll'd!!!

I have an H-bomb waiting for that smug bastard when he gets back in:
OMFG! You've just got Blazed!!!!1!!!!SHIFT1

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*btw, once you watch these videos, no matter how hard you may try, you will not be able to unwatch them.

The Red Badge of Courage - Chinatown Edition

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Sometimes "C" can be short for "Culinary Delight".

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Sometimes "C" can also be short for "Diarrhea". Oh and also short for "fucking stupid Justin. stupid."

When will this war on my bowels end, China?!

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