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February 24, 2005

Lauren's 2005 Bowling Highlights

This was my first year and I had a great time. My weekend was G Rated compared to Kitty's, but there's always next year.

This is my top 10:
1) The Famous Jews and Hairdos word search in Fran Magazine during the playoffs. That last Jew still plagues me. We quizzed every member of the tribe and no one knew. Not even the Westside Moyles knew.
Brian is convinced that it was Gene Simmons, but Jen isn't so sure. (I'm going with Brian on this one. If you have that issue, look for Gene)
2) Champagne and Irish whisky in the girls room.
3) Anyone want a Rice Crispy Treat? I still have leftovers.
4) Free vodka shots at Pink E's on the first night
5) The singing wait staff at Le Provencal. Later on I broke into an aria of my own and Jen was nice enough to comment that I had missed my calling. "Yes" I replied, "I could have been a waiter."
6) Flock of Goo Goo on night one.
7) The loser at the Manic Hispanic show who tried to impress me by bragging about his life plan of continuing to suck off the parental teat. The gene pool is closed to him. CLOSED!!!
8) Almost getting proposed to in the elevator by a guy I had just met. At least his father approved.
9) My brand new "Hot Karl" shirt. I will treasure it always, but the Irish Brothers are still getting purple and black bowling shirts for next year.
10) All the cute guys! Where are they the rest of the year?

Dirty Rotten Posers - 94th. Next year, we'll be in the top 70!

Posted by Ms. Lauren at 08:47 PM | Comments (0)

Kitty's Big Bad list of Bowling Bamboozlement

1. Kowalski bowler Todd Price getting kicked out of the Gold Coast for taking off his pants after the awards ceremony.
2. Ali being too drunk to stand, and being given a bowling ball as a joke, bowls a srike.
3. Repeating the point above the second day, and him bowling a spare
4. Craig Lima's series of consecutive gutterballs getting us into the playoffs.
5. April and Rob's wedding with Elvis, who liked like Roy of Seigfried and Roy, and them having to "do over" their walk down the aisle due to technical difficulties.
6. The ride in the van on the way to the wedding.
7. The hootenanny in the hotel room busted by hotel security
8. Walking out of the elevator at 3 am and seeing a "popcorn trail" of little notes saying "Girls" with arrows that pointed to a room wiht a bunch of passed out guys
9. Hotel security coming to our room, and we thought it was Mike, joking. "Are you dressed?" they asked. "No!", I said, as I let in the rent-a-cops to make sure we weren't throwing beer bottles out the window.
10. Jason "My Middle Name Is Phuc" first wanting me to carry him like a baby and have his photo taken, then pulling out his penis to wrap it wiht his belt, and failing that, trying to teabag a girl passed out on the couch.
All the amazing friends we made, re-connected with, met in person after chatting on myspace.com and drank with!

Posted by kittykowalski at 07:13 PM | Comments (0)

Kitty Kowalski Photos

Check the past three days here:
http://www.fotolog.net/kittykowalski
go back into the archive
OR I have them ALL on ofoto
http://www.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?&collid=802759123203&page=1&sort_order=0
you may have to reegister
or send me your e-mail address to kitty@thekowalskis.com and i can send you a link to the slideshow!

Posted by kittykowalski at 12:39 PM | Comments (0)

It's all a blur...

I'm not sure what this was supposed to be... but then I'm not sure about a lot of things that happened during bowling...

Posted by DJWanda at 01:31 AM | Comments (0)

Team Hot Karl

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Windy City Winner

The Lovely Laura shows off her trophy. She scored Ladies High Bowler with a 209! Nicely done!

Posted by DJWanda at 01:28 AM | Comments (0)

Bad News Bowlers

Okay, so we placed 15th this year - that's not bad!

Posted by DJWanda at 01:27 AM | Comments (0)

Kowalskis at the Gold Coast

Todd, Kitty, Paul and Mike

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